"I Do (But I Don't)" By Cara Lockwood

Thanks to my sister, Dena, I was able to read this book (on loan). :)

FUNNY!
I was laughing out lout while reading this book (which is rare). The main character seems to have everything all put together, but throughout the course of the book, her life gets very crazy and she can't seem to win!

That's all I have to say... just read it!
(Did I mention that this was this author's first book?!)

"Mom: Would you you please remove your feet from the coffee table?

Dad:Hmpf.

Mom: Frank, I said would you you please remove your feet from my coffee table?

Dad: Hmpf.

Mom: FRANK!

Dad: What?

Mom: Your Feet!

Dad: Huh?

Mom: You're feet are on the coffee table.

Dad: Uh-huh.

Mom: PLEASE move them!

(Dad moves his feet a smidgen to the right [...]

Mom: NO! Off the coffee table! [...]

Mom has never figured out that despite the first three hundred attempts, Dad NEVER listens."